An 18th-century portrait of a powdered and jeweled aristocratic woman in an elaborate cream gown adorned with printed feathers and a graphic gold embroidery pattern dominates the composition, her pale face and rouged cheeks gazing outward with aristocratic poise. Neon pink script reading “Champagne Diet” floats across the dark, moody background in glowing letters, juxtaposing classical portraiture with contemporary pop culture language and creating a playful commentary on excess and indulgence. Constructed from woven polyester with a soft microfiber lining and a sturdy zipper, made to order for 13 and 15 inch laptops. Everyday protection carrying an independent artist’s work, not another plain black sleeve.