An 18th-century portrait of a powdered and jeweled aristocratic woman in an elaborate cream gown adorned with printed feathers and a graphic gold embroidery pattern dominates the composition, her pale face and rouged cheeks gazing outward with aristocratic poise. Neon pink script reading “Champagne Diet” floats across the dark, moody background in glowing letters, juxtaposing classical portraiture with contemporary pop culture language and creating a playful commentary on excess and indulgence. Made to order on soft fabric, artwork on the front and white on the back, sized to layer with your bedding. Art that finishes the bed rather than filling it.