An 18th-century portrait of a powdered and jeweled aristocratic woman in an elaborate cream gown adorned with printed feathers and a graphic gold embroidery pattern dominates the composition, her pale face and rouged cheeks gazing outward with aristocratic poise. Neon pink script reading “Champagne Diet” floats across the dark, moody background in glowing letters, juxtaposing classical portraiture with contemporary pop culture language and creating a playful commentary on excess and indulgence. For a gallery wall that celebrates art history with a modern, irreverent twist. A Baltic birch top with a beveled edge and satin finish, the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. A working piece of furniture that earns its place as an independent artist’s work.