A plump gray pigeon with a yellow beanie and mismatched eyes, one golden and one purple, clutches a small yellow box labeled “FUCK” against its round belly. The figure sits on orange stick legs against a warm tan ground, rendered in watercolor and ink with a whimsical, deadpan humor that balances crude text with endearingly soft forms. Water-resistant polyester, hookless and cut extra long to fit any bath, machine washable and made to order. It turns the bathroom wall into the room’s best feature.